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These cards suck wrote
at 4:31 PM, Monday February 11, 2008 EST
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents. All copyrights belong to TCS... (TM) http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/21835 |
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LATTIMER wrote
at 4:40 PM, Monday February 11, 2008 EST FUCK YEA HE DID!!! STUPID WHORE
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sorryboutit wrote
at 4:44 PM, Monday February 11, 2008 EST SORRY U HAD TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A THING.
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sorryboutit wrote
at 5:19 PM, Monday February 11, 2008 EST SORRY U HAD TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A THING.
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These cards suck wrote
at 8:18 AM, Tuesday February 12, 2008 EST John & His Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot; the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" All copyrights belong to TCS... (TM) http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/27726 |
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helloitssue wrote
at 9:28 AM, Tuesday February 12, 2008 EST ha ha nice one
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