SEVEN KINDS OF SEX!

1ST~~SMURF SEX: This is when you first meet someone and you both have sex till your blue in the face!
2ND~~KITCHEN SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere~even in the kitchen!
3RD~~BEDROOM SEX: This when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in the bedroom!
4TH~~HALLWAY SEX: This is when you have been with your partner for too long! When you pass each other in the hallway~you both say F*CK YOU"!
5TH~~RELIGOUS SEX: This is when you get NUN in the morning~NUN in the afternoon~and NUN at night! (VERY POPULAR!)
6TH~~COURTROOM SEX: This is when you cant stand your wife anymore! She takes you to court and screws you right in front of everyone!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
7TH~~ SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: This is when you get a little each month but not enough to live on!
HEHEHEHEHE WHERE YOU AT?