Level 56
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
$1,716,501
to level 57

bloto

Broke my hand on a pineapple. Didnt even care
Overview Stats Wall Reviews About

Replies 1 - 10 of 13 Next › Last »
bloto wrote
at 2:48 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 CDT
retards always win

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Ah]
bloto calls
sitaswoon folds
grump folds
srdavebetterhalf folds
jaypee folds
Marco1981 raises $10,000
Deucem calls
bloto raises $91,500
Marco1981 calls
Deucem folds
Dealing flop: [Ks, 3d, 9d]
Dealing turn: [Td]
Dealing river: [2s]
Marco1981 shows [9c, Tc] for two pair, tens and nines
bloto shows [Kc, Ah] for a pair of Kings
Marco1981 wins main pot $195,500
bloto stands up
bloto wrote
at 9:55 AM, Tuesday November 24, 2009 CST
funny

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, 7h]
massimetto77 calls
gezza45 calls
Aansteker calls
bcw folds
bloto calls
johnny5 checks
Dealing flop: [4h, 2h, 3h]
bloto checks
johnny5 checks
massimetto77 bets $400
gezza45 folds
Aansteker folds
bloto calls
johnny5 folds
Dealing turn: [6h]
bloto checks
massimetto77 checks
Dealing river: [5h]
bloto bets $600
massimetto77 calls
bloto shows [Tc, 7h] for a straight flush seven high
massimetto77 shows [7c, 7d] for a straight flush six high
bloto wins main pot $3,000
bloto wrote
at 10:42 AM, Saturday November 21, 2009 CST
bad beat

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Qh]
bloto raises $2,000
abraxo calls
S2008 calls
shakti folds
Basic Barfly calls
Dealing flop: [Ad, Kd, Qd]
Basic Barfly checks
bloto bets $5,000
abraxo raises $17,300
S2008 raises $72,700
Basic Barfly calls
bloto calls
Dealing turn: [6d]
Dealing river: [8h]
bloto shows [Qs, Qh] for three Queens
abraxo shows [As, 3d] for a flush Ace high
S2008 shows [Jh, Ts] for a straight Ace high
Basic Barfly shows [Th, Qc] for a pair of Queens
abraxo wins main pot $58,500
abraxo wins side pot $14,100
S2008 wins side pot $8,800
S2008 wins side pot $51,000
bloto stands up
bloto wrote
at 2:22 PM, Tuesday October 20, 2009 CDT
donks have all the luck

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [5d, Ac]
MickyMc calls
PadBol sits out
PadBol folds
w widow calls
Eddie G folds
shai140 raises $38,000
bloto calls
PadBol sits in
MickyMc folds
w widow folds
Dealing flop: [7c, Jh, Qd]
Dealing turn: [9s]
Dealing river: [Th]
shai140 shows [8s, 5h] for a straight Queen high
bloto shows [5d, Ac] for Ace high
shai140 wins main pot $79,00
bloto wrote
at 8:04 PM, Monday October 5, 2009 CDT
flopped quads twice in one day LUCK

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8h, 8d]
Biffo calls
Jo-Jo calls
bloto raises $125
biglad calls
Biffo calls
Jo-Jo raises $900
bloto raises $1,760
biglad folds
Biffo folds
Jo-Jo calls
Dealing flop: [8c, Th, 8s]
Dealing turn: [4s]
Dealing river: [Ad]
Jo-Jo shows [9s, Td] for two pair, tens and eights
bloto shows [8h, 8d] for four eights
bloto wins main pot $4,120
bloto wrote
at 1:44 PM, Monday October 5, 2009 CDT
Luck

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [6s, 6h]
Punk87 checks
Deucem calls
bloto raises $225
Mbudz raises $3,575
Punk87 folds
Deucem folds
bloto calls
Dealing flop: [7s, 6d, 6c]
Dealing turn: [5s]
Dealing river: [Kh]
Mbudz shows [Kd, Kc] for a full house, Kings full of sixs
bloto shows [6s, 6h] for four sixs
bloto wins main pot $6,100
Mbudz wins side pot $625
bloto wrote
at 6:25 PM, Sunday September 27, 2009 CDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [2c, As]
4man calls
Stak takes a seat
bloto calls
625 raises $50
4man calls
bloto calls
Dealing flop: [8c, Jc, 9c]
bloto checks
625 bets $250
4man calls
bloto folds
Dealing turn: [7c]
625 bets $350
4man calls
Dealing river: [Tc]
625 checks
4man bets $500
625 calls
625 shows [Jd, 7d] for a straight flush Jack high
4man shows [4c, 4s] for a straight flush Jack high
625 wins main pot $1,250
4man wins main pot $1,250
bloto wrote
at 11:08 AM, Friday September 4, 2009 CDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8h, 8c]
steffdeangry raises $8,200
Levino folds
bloto calls
IPokhErFaCE folds
Dealing flop: [Qs, 4d, 8s]
bloto checks
steffdeangry checks
Dealing turn: [2c]
bloto bets $21,950
IPokhErFaCE stands up
IPokhErFaCE takes a seat
steffdeangry calls
Dealing river: [3c]
bloto shows [8h, 8c] for three eights
steffdeangry shows [5c, 6d] for a straight six high
steffdeangry wins main pot $60,350
bloto stands up
bloto wrote
at 8:59 PM, Saturday July 18, 2009 CDT
this story is called full tilt rage

Dealer: Mr Paul Bearer shows [Ah Tc]
Dealer: Mr Bloto shows [Jh Qh]
Dealer: Mr Paul Bearer shows a pair of Sixes
Dealer: Mr Bloto shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Dealer: Mr Bloto wins the pot ($0.79) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Mr Paul Bearer: fuking moron
Mr Paul Bearer: blow me nigggegr
Mr Paul Bearer: i will killll you
Mr Paul Bearer: i am going to murder you
Dealer: beabea11 has 15 seconds left to act
Mr Paul Bearer: your DEAD!!!!!!
Mr Bloto: cry more pls
Mr Paul Bearer: mr boto you don tknow what i went through to get that .50 cents @sshole
Mr Paul Bearer: &&%% off
Mr Paul Bearer: you suck at poker and should die
Mr Paul Bearer: ....no will DIE
Mr Bloto: death threats really?
Mr Bloto: reported
Mr Paul Bearer: well i dont give a FUUUUUCK
Mr Paul Bearer: blow me nigggger
Mr Paul Bearer: youll get yours
Mr Bloto: heh
Mr Bloto: dont worry im almost broke
Mr Paul Bearer: im gonna reload and then take all your money
Mr Bloto: reload then
Mr Bloto: pls
Mr Paul Bearer: and it wasnt a death threat idiot everyone dies
Mr Paul Bearer: HAHAHAHHAH
Mr Bloto: omg i called 30 cents
Mr Bloto: haha
Mr Bloto: actually you said you were going to murder me
Mr Paul Bearer: dude STFU i would stomp your niggger face in
Mr Paul Bearer: and you should be scared!!!
Mr Paul Bearer: you canadian moron
Mr Bloto: heh
Mr Bloto: so this is why the usa is always in wars and shooting eachother in the streets
Mr Bloto: if 30 cents makes you that mad
Mr Bloto: sorry all your hopes and dreams were riding on a10 unsited
Mr Bloto: if i could give you 30 cents i would
Mr Bloto: save your wife from a mad redneck rage beating
Mr Paul Bearer: nah man i over reacted sorry about that
Mr Paul Bearer: it is only change :)
Mr Paul Bearer: sorry
Mr Paul Bearer: gg gl
Mr Bloto: later dude
Mr Paul Bearer: fuking fagggot~~
Mr Bloto: hah
Mr Bloto: must think hes at a republician rally
bloto wrote
at 2:31 PM, Friday July 10, 2009 CDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [9h, 9s]
bloto raises $800
nelissen. folds
smiling assasin folds
Tinchen folds
Tinchen stands up
ggeo sits out
ggeo folds
Queenflush calls
Dealing flop: [8c, 3d, 7c]
Queenflush bets $9,800
bloto raises $16,925
Queenflush calls
Dealing turn: [9c]
Dealing river: [Kc]
Queenflush shows [6h, 6c] for a flush King high
bloto shows [9h, 9s] for three nines
Queenflush wins main pot $35,550
bloto stands up
GPokr - Free Texas Holdem Poker
GPokr is a free texas holdem poker game that is played in monthly competitions.
CREATED BY RYAN © 2006 - 2014
Twitter: @RyanIOGC
GAMES
GPokr
Texas Holdem Poker
KDice
Online Strategy
XSketch
Online Pictionary