Hi. My name is Tiger. I am 22 years old. And pretty sure I'm a female. I am currently in the market for 5 or 6 cronies to hang with... steal from... sooo..

Job Description:

1. Protect me in the forums and on the tables

This doesn't require much, I'm never mentioned in the forums or the tables.

2. Give me fake chips whenever I want

Don't worry about the whole medal thing. I'll lose all of the fake chips anyway. It's pretty much assured.

3. Laugh at my (stupid) jokes.

Look, I don't say much, but when I do say things, a simple lol is required.

4. Leave me nice comments on my notes section.

I mean, seriously, have you seen my profile? It's kind of upsetting. I only have like 7 notes or something. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep. Because I don't have notes on gpokr. And that makes me sad. You think this is a joke. But it's not. .... Maybe a little.

5. NEVER NEVER NEVER say that gpokr is not like real poker.

I need to be sheltered from reality and statements of the obvious.

In conclusion, this is a pretty sweet gig. It pays 0 fake chips. And requires very little effort.

Thanks for your time.