A little boy goes to his father and asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answered: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I 1st got together in a chatroom on Yahoo! Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive! As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered neither of us had used a firewall! And, since it was too late to hit the delete button, 9 months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said ~~YOU'VE GOT MALE!!"