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GUTS or BALLS
Country Girl wrote
at 10:10 AM, Wednesday June 25, 2008 EDT
There IS a medical distinction. We have all heard about people having guts or balls~~but, do you really know the difference??? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS: Coming home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the GUTS to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS: Coming home late after a night with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her butt and having the BALLS to say: "You're next, fatty!"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking~there is NO difference in the outcome~~~since both ultimately result in death!!!

Smile:)

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Country Girl wrote
at 10:13 AM, Wednesday June 25, 2008 EDT
1 More:

What are the 3 words you NEVER want to hear when you are making love????? Hmmmmmmmm

They are>>>>>>"Honey, I'm home!!"

Smile again :)
Boozinganimal wrote
at 12:18 PM, Wednesday June 25, 2008 EDT
OR daddy what you doing to mommey why is she screaming......


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