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Rock, Paper, Scissors, says. . .
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Gurgi wrote
at 3:56 PM, Thursday October 29, 2009 EDT
"I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I will tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
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Gurgi wrote
at 3:58 PM, Thursday October 29, 2009 EDT This joke was 2 long to post in my profile so I'm posting it here. I will instead, put this link in my profile :P
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Same Old Vik :P wrote
at 5:06 PM, Thursday October 29, 2009 EDT LOL! random thought there gurgi :D
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the_nuts wrote
at 7:01 PM, Thursday October 29, 2009 EDT lmao funny stuff, nice one gurgi
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dr zoid wrote
at 8:18 PM, Thursday October 29, 2009 EDT GTFO TRENDZ
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dr zoid wrote
at 8:18 PM, Thursday October 29, 2009 EDT sorry wrong game
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These cards suck wrote
at 8:12 PM, Friday January 22, 2010 EST Ok, that's comical.
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the shed wrote
at 10:24 PM, Friday January 22, 2010 EST "is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile?"
Since when was rock independently mobile????? |
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Gurgi wrote
at 9:51 PM, Monday January 25, 2010 EST so i should of stated before the joke some assumptions that had to be made
assuming paper/scissors/rock can move assuming paper/scissors/rock can duel then immobile = defeated |
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the shed wrote
at 4:38 AM, Tuesday January 26, 2010 EST If the aforementioned can move and duel, then by this we must make the assumption that they are living and moving entities. If so, thus, paper wraps rock and ergo rock - death by suffocation
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JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 3:31 PM, Monday February 1, 2010 EST I like it! That's hilarious!
What if it's wet out though? Say you're rock-paper-scissoring in a humid climate, or on the coast. *BAM* Now your scissors are rusted and wont open, and your paper is a wadded wet mass. But rock, on the other hand, will always remain solid in the game. Of course, how silly is it to think up loopholes for the rock/paper/scissors game....? |