PATTIE CAKES is here
PATTIE CAKES: Hi guys, who wants to hear a story?
PATTIE CAKES: So, I was fingering my girlfriend after she had come back from college, keep in mind this is after a long time of not being in physical contact.
PATTIE CAKES: So, I was fingering her, and her pussy had like a weird taste to it.
PATTIE CAKES: so i decided to put a jolly rancher in my mouth
PATTIE CAKES: I ended up losing the jolly rancher in her pussy right before she came, so I dug into her vagina and pulled out something that had about the size and texture of a jolly rancher
PATTIE CAKES: Keep in mind this is a dark room
PATTIE CAKES: So I put the "jolly Rancher" into my mouth and bite down.
PATTIE CAKES: This "jolly rancher" crumbles and i have the most horible, disgusting taste in my mouth.
PATTIE CAKES: I puke all over her pussy
PATTIE CAKES: It turned out that I pulled out a small tablet of gonorrhea and ate it...