I would like to offer a most sincere apology to anyone whom I may have offended during the several hours I was noobed out of my gpokr fake chips. An especially heartfelt apology to medal winners and, I assume, veteran gpokr players biglad, jr williams, and actionguy who outplayed me with allins of 75, k6, and k9 respectively. Granted it was on the middle table and slightly more than half their stack. Thankfully only actionguy gave me pointers on how to play gpokr correctly (not to all in on 2pr flop). I also apologize to the gutshot callers I insulted when they hit on the river, in some cases on the turn.

Again I apologize to those whom I may have offended with my tirades. I didn't realize the level of poker play is what it is here and I will suffer in silence from now on.