A scientist asks "Why does it work?"

An engineer asks "How does it work?"

A political science major asks "Would you like fries with that?"

Here's mine.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A guy walks into a bar.
'Who is it that owns the Rottwieller tied up outside' Says the guy
A guy at the bar steps out. 'Its mine what of it'.

'Well my dogs just killed it'

'Christ' says the guy at the bar 'That dogs a maniac what kind of dog do you have'
'A Chiwawa' Says the guy.

'A Chiwawa! How on earth did it manage to kill my beast'

To which the guy replies
'It got stuck in its throat'

How do you call a blind deer???


NO IDEA

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

In certain parts of the US idea is pronounced EYE-DEE-ER
so "no idea" is a homophone for "no eye deer"
get it?

One night after watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting rather frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, ?Not tonight dear, I have a headache.? The man replied, ?Is that your final answer?? She said ?Yes.? ?OK, then I?d like to phone a friend.? he replied.

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument over which gender enjoyed sex more. The man said, ?Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we?re so obsessed with getting laid?? ?That doesn?t prove anything!? the woman countered. ?Think about this? when your ear itches and you put your finger in it to scratch, then pull it out, which feels better ? your ear or your finger??

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to writewith it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, ?Well that?s great, just great? some asshole?s got my pen!?

A guy walks into a butchers.
'See the pig's trotters in the window... are they real?' says the guy
'No' replies the butcher 'They're counterfeet'