Much better than a lot of the stuff that's shared here...=)

yeh jules carry on!

Played for an hour or so at 5/10 before moving to a 10/25 6 max ring where I met my new best friend, Ahmallin.

I'd been at this table about 30 mins folding most hands, watching what was going on and picking up the odd small pot
here and there. Then a few players left and I got to play this hapless donk heads up for a while.

Played around 50 hands heads up with this guy, here's six of the more interesting hands.

Dude gets check raised cos he makes obvious bluffs too often
Table #35005495 - Pagan King 1
Starting Hand #1631080583
Start time of hand: 23 Feb 2011 01:05:25
Last Hand #1631080045
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10 / $0.25
Button is at seat 2
Seat 2: jpz0666 - $24.50
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $46.76
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $25.10
Moving Button to seat 3
JulesDogg posts small blind ($0.10)
jpz0666 posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [5 d][7 d] to JulesDogg
Ahmallin raises to $0.76
JulesDogg calls $0.76
jpz0666 folds
Pot sizes: $1.77
Dealing Flop [4 c][K s][7 h]
JulesDogg checks
Ahmallin bets $1.77
JulesDogg raises to $4.25
Ahmallin folds
Pot sizes: $5.31
Taking Rake of $0.26 from pot 1
JulesDogg doesn't show
JulesDogg wins $5.05
Seat 2: jpz0666 - $24.25
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $44.23
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $27.62
End of Hand #1631080583

I don't believe his pot sized bets and a lowly bottom pair has enough show down value here
Table #35005495 - Pagan King 1
Starting Hand #1631090315
Start time of hand: 23 Feb 2011 01:18:22
Last Hand #1631090050
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10 / $0.25
Button is at seat 4
Seat 1: jpz0666 - $25.12
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $43.96
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $26.64
Moving Button to seat 1
Ahmallin posts small blind ($0.10)
JulesDogg posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [4 d][2 d] to JulesDogg
jpz0666 folds
Ahmallin calls $0.25
JulesDogg checks
Pot sizes: $0.50
Dealing Flop [T c][K d][6 h]
Ahmallin checks
JulesDogg checks
Pot sizes: $0.50
Dealing Turn [4 c]
Ahmallin bets $0.71
JulesDogg calls $0.71
Pot sizes: $1.92
Dealing River [T d]
Ahmallin bets $1.92
JulesDogg calls $1.92
Pot sizes: $5.76
Taking Rake of $0.28 from pot 1
Ahmallin shows [5 s][3 d]
Ahmallin has One Pair: Tens
JulesDogg shows [4 d][2 d]
JulesDogg has Two Pairs: Tens, 4s
JulesDogg wins $5.48 with: Two Pairs: Tens, 4s
Seat 1: jpz0666 - $25.12
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $41.08
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $29.24
End of Hand #1631090315

An ace on the turn makes his river raise easy to pick off
Table #35005495 - Pagan King 1
Starting Hand #1631092562
Start time of hand: 23 Feb 2011 01:21:34
Last Hand #1631091969
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10 / $0.25
Button is at seat 4
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $41.97
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $28.27
Moving Button to seat 3
Ahmallin posts small blind ($0.10)
JulesDogg posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [7 h][A c] to JulesDogg
Ahmallin calls $0.25
JulesDogg checks
Pot sizes: $0.50
Dealing Flop [2 d][9 c][T c]
JulesDogg bets $0.25
Ahmallin calls $0.25
Pot sizes: $1
Dealing Turn [A s]
JulesDogg bets $0.50
Ahmallin calls $0.50
Pot sizes: $2
Dealing River [3 h]
JulesDogg bets $1
Ahmallin raises to $5
JulesDogg calls $5
Pot sizes: $12
Taking Rake of $0.50 from pot 1
Ahmallin shows [2 c][8 c]
Ahmallin has One Pair: 2s
JulesDogg shows [7 h][A c]
JulesDogg has One Pair: Aces
JulesDogg wins $11.50 with: One Pair: Aces
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $35.97
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $33.77
End of Hand #1631092562

Very next hand he's at it again. Was I supposed to believe he had a Q?
Table #35005495 - Pagan King 1
Starting Hand #1631093272
Start time of hand: 23 Feb 2011 01:22:38
Last Hand #1631092562
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10 / $0.25
Button is at seat 3
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $35.97
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $33.77
Moving Button to seat 4
JulesDogg posts small blind ($0.10)
Ahmallin posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [4 c][T s] to JulesDogg
JulesDogg calls $0.25
Ahmallin checks
Pot sizes: $0.50
Dealing Flop [Q h][T c][8 c]
Ahmallin checks
JulesDogg bets $0.25
Ahmallin calls $0.25
Pot sizes: $1
Dealing Turn [Q d]
Ahmallin checks
JulesDogg bets $0.50
Ahmallin calls $0.50
Pot sizes: $2
Dealing River [4 d]
Ahmallin checks
JulesDogg bets $1
Ahmallin raises to $2
JulesDogg calls $2
Pot sizes: $6
Taking Rake of $0.30 from pot 1
Ahmallin shows [J c][6 s]
Ahmallin has One Pair: Queens
JulesDogg shows [4 c][T s]
JulesDogg has Two Pairs: Queens, Tens
JulesDogg wins $5.70 with: Two Pairs: Queens, Tens
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $32.97
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $36.47
End of Hand #1631093272

No showdown value here so I can't call but he's at it again with a big river bet that doesn't seem believable.
Check/call, check/call then comes out all guns blazing on the river, something doesn't ring true!
(Btw, I wouldn't build a pot like this with nothing hardly ever but this guy was a special case)

Table #35005495 - Pagan King 1
Starting Hand #1631097297
Start time of hand: 23 Feb 2011 01:28:41
Last Hand #1631096621
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10 / $0.25
Button is at seat 3
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $34.81
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $34.27
Moving Button to seat 4
JulesDogg posts small blind ($0.10)
Ahmallin posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [K h][8 d] to JulesDogg
JulesDogg raises to $0.75
Ahmallin calls $0.75
Pot sizes: $1.50
Dealing Flop [2 h][2 c][T s]
Ahmallin checks
JulesDogg bets $1.12
Ahmallin calls $1.12
Pot sizes: $3.74
Dealing Turn [9 h]
Ahmallin checks
JulesDogg bets $3
Ahmallin calls $3
Pot sizes: $9.74
Dealing River [6 c]
Ahmallin bets $9.74
JulesDogg raises to $29.40 (all-in)
Ahmallin folds
Pot sizes: $29.22
Taking Rake of $0.50 from pot 1
JulesDogg doesn't show
JulesDogg wins $28.72
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $20.20
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $48.38
End of Hand #1631097297

He leads out with a pot sized bet, I stick it all in and he freakin calls me. Queue reload.
Table #35005495 - Pagan King 1
Starting Hand #1631100833
Start time of hand: 23 Feb 2011 01:34:07
Last Hand #1631100257
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10 / $0.25
Button is at seat 3
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $20.43
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $47.86
Moving Button to seat 4
JulesDogg posts small blind ($0.10)
Ahmallin posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [T c][A s] to JulesDogg
JulesDogg raises to $0.75
Ahmallin raises to $2.18
JulesDogg calls $2.18
Pot sizes: $4.36
Dealing Flop [T h][7 s][4 s]
Ahmallin bets $4.36
JulesDogg raises to $45.68 (all-in)
Ahmallin calls $18.25 (all-in)
Returning $27.43 to JulesDogg uncalled
Pot sizes: $40.86
Ahmallin shows [9 c][9 d]
JulesDogg shows [T c][A s]
Dealing Turn [3 h]
Pot sizes: $40.86
Dealing River [5 h]
Pot sizes: $40.86
Taking Rake of $0.50 from pot 1
JulesDogg has One Pair: Tens
JulesDogg wins $40.36 with: One Pair: Tens
Seat 3: Ahmallin - $0
Seat 4: JulesDogg - $67.79
End of Hand #1631100833

Ahmallin rebuys $25

I should've sat with this guy all night but it was getting late and I was tired.

I normally play a lot tighter, I normally lay down bottom pair to a pot sized river bet, I don't normally lead out and keep firing with king high, I don't normally shove back at a big bet without a hand and I don't normally check raise with 2nd pair but as I said, this guy was a special case.

nice plays. altho i wonder wtf he was thinking when he river minraised you from $1 to $2 with air. i mean, youre priced in, as long as you think he isnt bluffing less than like 5% of the time (which is obv false).

and lol @ your first hand being the Gurgi hand ;)

Monte, I have no idea what this guy was thinking, I can only imagine that he was full of booze and/or persian rugs. I shoulda stayed longer regardless of it being late and seen how many reloads he was prepared to put out. IIRC I didn't showdown one losing hand to him and still he kept making ridiculous moves.

Needless to say, he's on my tagged players list now and every time I log on I'll be trying to find him and grab a seat to his immediate left.