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*Dont Be Mad* wrote
at 7:18 PM, Wednesday August 31, 2011 EDT
These jokes have come from subhunter so like to share with the gpokr community.
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he gets arguementative and we spend all night rowing!" The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it about in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and we didn't have a single row! How does the water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water does sweet f--k all…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...." |
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Punk In Drublic wrote
at 8:18 PM, Saturday September 3, 2011 EDT Bill, a married man, was sitting at bar enjoying a drink when a beautiful woman walked in and sat down next to him.
He struck up a conversation with her, and they eventually left the bar together. They went back to her place, and were "amorous" all night long. When he went to leave, Bill asked her," Do you have any talcum powder?" She hesitated out of confusion, but eventually handed some over. Bill proceeded to cover his hands in the powder and headed home. When he got home, his wife was waiting by the door. She said, "Bill! Where on earth have you been?" Bill coolly replied,"I went to a bar, met a beautiful woman, and then went back to her place." In disbelief, Bills wife grabbed his hands, saw the talcum powder, and then threw them down in anger, screaming," You GODDAMN LIAR! YOU WERE BOWLING AGAIN!" *SMILEZ* |
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*Dont Be Mad* wrote
at 12:39 AM, Sunday September 4, 2011 EDT LOL
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