I can't see my cards.
I don't have enough chips to sit (but really I do).
I lagged out of a hand with the nuts.
Hormonal teenagers get abusive again.
I've just paid 4 consecutive Big Blinds.
I raised 8xBBs in an early seat and the whole table calls.
My set just lost to 2 pr :/

Just some of the reasons why this place has deteriorated from a site with potential in to perhaps the worst online poker experience on the internet.