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Dear Ryan, I know the game's a fix
Rerazor wrote
at 10:03 AM, Friday January 29, 2016 EST
It's not up for discussion. Whether you've willingly written the 'All in and lose' code (on 97.5% of any firing hand), along with the 'River and refill' code (on 50% of any 2 player hand), or have selected up to 9 accounts to permanently handicap, or whether you just dynamically handicap/hot rush 1 account at a time,...or not, and have just simply unwittingly/incompetently allowed your broken product to scam the internet for your own selfish needs for decades without review??...I must inform you that the time and opportunity has come now for you to fix it, at least the RNG (see my site for recommended products, which I have actually tested, retested and reviewed).

I care about the people you're hurting here Ryan, hence why it's not about me nor a battle for which I could lose (unless I'm wrong, which I'm not, and my own stats support my claims too).

There are more faults on this site than the opposite.
The reality is, on current trajectory, this site won't resemble poker for another thousand years. So I've been forced to step in, and step up.

This is a formal courtesy notice. Ryan, please be expecting to be contacted by the relevant departmental authority on this matter in the near future. It's for your own good (incl legal good), and for the good of all your customers, incl myself, who can see the potential in almost anything and anyone.


I will be sleeping before making my call, but please don't take that to mean you've got 'time to bs me' still, because you don't. Only 1 thing changes your destiny, and that would obviously be a post outlaying the timetable for a new RNG to be implemented/tried, negating the purpose of my concern here.

Btw, the US govs know and like me more than my own govs, so this will truly be an even battle/playing field, unlike your site currently is. Good luck with that. I will not be replying in this thread, but any support is certainly appreciated, at least on this.

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Bama Girl wrote
at 4:53 PM, Friday January 29, 2016 EST
Rerazor, Please just give it a break hun. If the site is rigged as so many claim, then it is their right not to play here. I like many others love playing here, love the people and would hate to lose this site... Not trying to start a debate, or make you angry. However, it seems to me this has become personal..
highly skilled wrote
at 6:17 PM, Friday January 29, 2016 EST
10/10 would read again
Rerazor wrote
at 12:14 AM, Saturday January 30, 2016 EST
Thx skilled. I'd insert a witty joke about how its been years since I got a 10 for something something but I couldn't think up one.



Bama Girl wrote
at 4:53 PM, Friday January 29, 2016 EST
Rerazor, Please just give it a break hun. If the site is rigged as so many claim, then it is their right not to play here. I like many others love playing here, love the people and would hate to lose this site... Not trying to start a debate, or make you angry. However, it seems to me this has become personal..


I've only replied out of respect for Miss Obama (thx prediction) Miss Bama, for whom it would appears world revolves around here rather than vice versa. I won't be 'resting' till I'm dead but thx for the tip. I'm truly sorry that you have wasted your life and money here, I feel sorry for all of you, especially the deluded and trusting, but I'm not responsible for it. I'm only responsible for cleaning it up, which will be followed through, with or without your support.

This site already failed Bama, way before I even heard about it. 95% of the player accounts on here belong to one player mate lol.

If this was 'personal' I would have surprised Ryan, rather than inform and elude every day for the last few months.

Further, if I require anymore of your 'assistance' or support Bama I will explicitly ask for it. Thanks for contributing, but Ryan will never ever ever fix the engine without some prodding. Might I suggest to you all that if the world is so screwed up that we can only make friends on rigged poker sites we may need to reassess our priorities.

There are many social mediums for you all to stay in contact on the slim chance Ryan packs up and puts on a sombrero anyway and so I know you aren't alone in wanting to stay in touch with your friends. I'd even help you with that if you needed. In fact, since youre the site's biggest fan you could even purchase it and fix it yourself!


But now, let's cut the bs plz people, I don't have the patience for it. Ya wanna gamble and turn this thread into a personal debate?! go ahead, it won't change a thing. Thanks.


"pebble" wrote
at 7:06 AM, Saturday January 30, 2016 EST
very interesting... especially the last line, and i quote..... "I will not be replying in this thread, but any support is certainly appreciated, at least on this. "
and then go ahead and reply, TWICE!! lol clearly bonkers
Horsie 2 wrote
at 1:30 PM, Saturday January 30, 2016 EST
WTF, is the only thing that comes to mind.
Horsie 2 wrote
at 1:30 PM, Saturday January 30, 2016 EST
WTF, is the only thing that comes to mind.
*Dont Be Mad* wrote
at 5:02 PM, Saturday January 30, 2016 EST
Anyone know where Vag is? LOL
mr bill wrote
at 2:07 PM, Sunday January 31, 2016 EST
Im making a copy of this and sending it to my friend Sully She works for the gov. and she will find out just who is behind this!
JulesDogg wrote
at 3:32 PM, Sunday January 31, 2016 EST
GCHQ have been informed.
Rerazor wrote
at 8:21 AM, Monday February 1, 2016 EST
Thx peb, I'm sure the community will consider psychoanalysis from 10 year old girls. I will thank Miss Bama though for perhaps being convinced of my sincerity and intent, and not turning into a pebble that just does nothing but take up space. I do apologise for my mood and tone that day Bama, but it was kinda cool you predicted as much.

Fact-

The site is unplayable. I have zero confidence in it's RNG because I seriously question its integrity after it failed every single one of my quality assurance tests (the only one ever to, and I've both worked and volunteered in online security, incl in teams, running analysis on around 20 networks by memory). Also, 10 royal flushes here in a month for probably the only 10 real/unique accounts here doesn't pass the sniff/true random test. Basically, I can smell the oil pouring out of this engine from across the pacific. No link to Ryan's RNG certification and audits? Pardon my French Canadian but he can gfh....a Carny King, till he wises up and takes some good advice. Any good advice. The fact is, it's painful to play or watch play out even a single hand on here. If you've been here 10 years (lol) AND are still in denial then 1. You enjoy pain, and under any definition are classed as a gambling addict (either seek help or free roll), and 2. Wouldn't ever be able to convert to a casino grinder,
because it would take 10 years just to deprogram you from here to become a real world break evener. So forget it. This site is a disgrace, but thankfully it can be turned around.

Keep the jokes coming please, I really enjoy them. But I'll be saving my best laughs for the arrival of a legit RNG.



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