Alright, listen up, see, here's the skinny:
We got some ground rules in this game city.
You break 'em, you'll be in a world of hurt,
So pay attention, or you'll be in the dirt.

General Rules, capisce? Keep it clean:
No dirty pictures, if you get my mean.
Don't go roughing up folks, no bullying,
And ixnay on the hate talk, no fooling.

Game Rules, you mugs, listen good and true:
Passing dough 'tween accounts? That won't do.
Stick to one account, keep it on the level,
And no loan sharking - or meet the devil.

Cross these lines, and you'll get what's coming, fast:
We'll reset your chips, make your good times past.
Block your tricks, or even give you the boot,
Advisors are watching, so don't try to scoot.

These are the rules, stick 'em in your hat,
Play it straight, or you'll be going splat.