Unless you voted for Trump in which case I hope your Turkey gets burnt to a cinder and that your alcohol tastes like pee water!

P.S. Please will you take Nigel Farage full time over there, and Lee Anderson, and Richard Tice, and Rupert Lowe, and Kemi Badenoch.

Actually no, we'll keep Badenoch. She's hilariously clueless as Opposition leader.