Have you ever heard the crack of someone's nose when you thrust your palm into their face? Have you ever blown out someone's kneecap with a quick block kick? Ever been in a REAL street fight where you walk away and your attackers are on the ground? The street's lessons of "how to" handle punks applies in most communities.

While most of the "tits of k-dice" had their heads up the proverbial asses over the past year, I have helped to educate many newer players as to the crimes of the few. I have also opened some peoples eyes to the methods that are used against fair play.

All of my actions preceded the recent "surge" in recruitment of some awesome mods. And I credit those Mods with the changes that have been occurring.

The only credit I can take is being one of several members of a virtual society that have cared enough to speak the truth. Rather than sit on their hands and get their ass kicked by punks.

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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

If I don't respond when you say hi or ask for an alliance, it's because im on thetreadmill or elyptical and can't type. Exercising while playing this game can be fun. But the down side is that chat is almost impossible. Good luck!