((((reflections of a cigman part two))))

and then there's Good Sir King Noob Man who sucks out every hand as a result of the inability to fold and a leprechaun sitting on top of his ear...

(((((reflections of a cigman)))))

There are a number of gpokr players that can be difficult to deal with. And, one player that gives the cigman difficulty someone else may find easier to deal with... while someone they have trouble with is more understandable to me.

This month I found SurfYourTurf to be a difficult bugger. He got me yesterday for a bit... He bullshits a hell of a lot... so much so that it's difficult to get a good read on him... but raising over top of his 60 K bullshit is sometimes enough to get him to fold... It took me a bit to figure that out...

Well, today it appears he got a proper spanking.

Chip Losers Today
-5,042,437
surfyourturf
$0

Indianer must be doing something right because he's been staying up top for a while... however, it seemed to me like he gets damn, i repeat damn, lucky repeatedly... well, it appears he took a minor spanking today also:

-2,007,500
lndianer

A player like Hitman Hart seems to have some sort of special mojo working for him... seems to be consistent and capable of spanking anyone:

+6,560,500
rhart3
$11,515,789

But, when it comes down to it... it gets into a combination of luck and abilities... no matter how clever you are... if you're on 20K and you just aren't getting the cards... just consistently not getting it... it will be a tough going because these pieholes like Indianer will play any ole shit to the river and force the cards to decide... and with a few people on there and the blinds popping the way they do there... you've got to commit to some hands at some point...

Ultimately, if all else fails... you can always call chemical chris and talk about how funny and fucked up and bullshit life is...

Cigman will ride again.

((((you're wondering where a bunch of cigman's chips went to?))))

look at this beauty

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Qh]
cigsmokingman raises $40,000
lndianer calls
bighall raises $40,000
cigsmokingman raises $840,000
lndianer folds
bighall calls
Dealing flop: [8d, 7c, 5c]
Dealing turn: [Ac]
Dealing river: [Th]
bighall shows [Kh, Ks] for a pair of Kings
cigsmokingman shows [Qs, Qh] for a pair of Queens
bighall wins main pot $1,800,000
cigsmokingman stands up

((((stop telling cigman he's lucky loool))))

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [3c, Qc]
cigsmokingman calls
lndianer raises $50,000
surfyourturf calls
cigsmokingman calls
Dealing flop: [Qs, 3h, 5h]
lndianer bets $80,000
surfyourturf folds
cigsmokingman raises $160,000
lndianer calls
Dealing turn: [8d]
lndianer checks
cigsmokingman bets $275,000
lndianer calls
Dealing river: [5d]
lndianer checks
cigsmokingman bets $220,000
lndianer calls
cigsmokingman shows [3c, Qc] for two pair, Queens and fives
lndianer shows [As, Ad] for two pair, Aces and fives
lndianer wins main pot $1,490,000

wildZ27: i got it back with KK
Dari: good

dude,,,ur fuckin posting has me lmao. You are rediculous,,but thats why i love ya,,,my one and only,,old K,,,my nigga.. Keep up the good play old boy

tomy jons: table change more players
chemical chris: yep

koolboy357: bb soon igoing back tonoob land

cigsmokingman: okay guys say some interesting stuff now please
Sugarol: pls. dont get me started again!!!!
koolboy357: ahh!
tomy jons: lol sug
koolboy357: lol
cigsmokingman: anyone else?
jose5 is here
***Insane***: cigs why are you here, you should be claiming first
chemical chris: yo ciggs
koolboy357: nh san
sanx: ty
cigsmokingman: hanging w my boy and my girl
chemical chris: STFU!!!!!
cigsmokingman: chemz my boy
cigsmokingman: and u my girl baby
jose5 has left
chemical chris: me and ciggs go way,,way back
***Insane***: lol
tomy jons: yes kill that chip leader cigs go 4 gold
cigsmokingman: yea pretty baby
***Insane***: we know chemmy we know
koolboy357: bowl of crap
cigsmokingman: we'll try Tomy
chemical chris: mady?? menopause??
cigsmokingman: no promises tho
***Insane***: yep cigs that gold is sitting there calling your name
tomy jons: gl m8
***Insane***: lol chemmy
***Insane***: maybe
cigsmokingman: i'm trying maddie
koolboy357: A's and a 4 wtf!
cigsmokingman: still got a few weeks to go
chemical chris: mady settle down before i spank that ass
cigsmokingman: she loves that chris
tomy jons: lol
chemical chris: i know
***Insane***: pffff
cigsmokingman: pull da girls hair too
tomy jons: they all do cigs
chemical chris: make her a human ashtray
tomy jons: o and that 2 cigs
***Insane***: chemmy have another warm beer
chemical chris: already am
chemical chris: and plenty more to come