born in a trailer park behind the walgreens in Stuttgart, Ar to a mother and father that loved him very much, so much in fact they would often express their love with sodomy. his fathers view on this was "if he's old enough to crawl he's in position" his mother, after sucking every dick in stuttgart came home and fed all that she had consumed to him. now thats love. This racist redneck wasn't always the piece of walrus dung we all have had to deal with, he was once kind to all, and in person he still is(online tough guy) as an adult he found his wife in bed with 6 black 13 year olds in every hole pissing on her gagging her with cucumbers even shitting on her faceshe smiled with glee,oh no this was not the part that turned him into the coward that hides behind his keyboard and types ignorance no, it was when the kids refused to do the same to him that he snapped. he went home to tell his father and mother what had happened, and for the families weekly 3some, but they already knew about the orgy. his father being the bitch that he is owed the kids money for crossing the street before they said he could so after she sucked his dick he told his daughter-in-law to clear his debt. his father was a member of the klan.... not the well known kkk but the wrl(whispering racism klan) a group of homosexual cowards that wish they were black but since they are not they whisper hatred. he told his son while they took turns blowing the dog about his affiliations and void* decided to join after 48 hours of being sodomized by the other fags in the group, 6 gerbils, 2 horses, and his grandmother with a strap-on he lay there smiling as he could now whisper as loud as he could(but only online)
the_tactician on Friday June 18, 201

rarely do i find someone that i truly dislike on a game sight but this guy is what is left over after an abortion failure.... his mother tried 18 times but just like her failure of a child she was unsuccessful. You see his mom was an unemployed volunteer fluffer, she was so ugly that she caused mens penises to hide like a turtle head but she longed for penis dog cat her own... yes she was a hermaphrodite. she was so ugly in fact that the thought of herself made her dick go soft, even dildos would go limp... i think u get the picture one day she fed a 107 lbs homeless man 13 cialas, 9 viagra 4 E pills and the date rape drug raped him ate him and that is how DamoVOTF came to be
the_tactician on Thursday June 17, 2010

born in the deepest part of the most back woods, ignorant, filthy, poor, and just plain jacked up part of Kentucky, luckster was known to get his rocks of to watching his mother/sister have sex with his father/grandfather while his grandmother/stepmother fed the dogs peanut butter snach his brother/uncle, the most popular person in the their community by far, was known for his ability to burp his ABC's all the way to k. since he was the only person that could say them that high in the trailer park speckled mud patch they named him king. being the smartest of them all Uncle Bu Bu, short for uncle/brother, realized that he could save money for beer if the town would eat recycled food. luckster was his uncles favorite citizen because he had no teeth and well i hope i dont have to explain, so he was appointed as HEAD POO DECORNER. Ol Luckster thought he has hit the jackpot and did his job with a grin day after day. One day after harvesting corn and peanuts a stranger came with a strange smelling white bar, a towel, toilet bowl brush, and water, the stranger wrapped in something that looked like a space suit scrubbed luckster until the lovely smell of sewage was gone replaced by this foul smell of the white bar. the stranger brought him to a new world as the FBI disposed of the mud patch,because they considered it to be a cult then they realized that they were just stupid. All were brought home but luckster who was adopted by a family that showed him a better life and by giving him a computer they released his ignorance on the world....
the_tactician on Tuesday June 15, 2010

the donald is an impeccable player with a fierceness that can cause people on other tables to flag to him. as legend has it he was the offspring of chuck noris & bruce lee, as a babe they would wipe his @$$ with your flags and make him shoot craps while doing sit ups on a bed of razor sharp nails.... this went until he was 3 months old, as he grew into a toddler he became too powerful for his dads and flew away he has no computer so he plays kdice with his mind and was last seen attacking a pride of lions, personally i once saw him make a whole table flag 7th at the same time. we should all be so lucky as to be graced by him

this guy is a true kdice champion and should have a table named after him permanently... i once saw him save a little die from a burning island, as the little one cried it told him "thank u oh great one for giving me the chance to live" to witch he replied "No, thank you for giving me the chance..... the chance to be free" then he rolled 2v8 and won 12-8... he is truly a kdice warrior sn: he helped me build my street cred up and for that he is gangsta"
by the_tactician

"flanny..... what can i say about Ned "Sexy" Flanders, he personifies class and charm, he is the man that james bond learned charm from, as flanny is 001-006 and 008-infinity... he can ask any female player to attack anyone, including themselves and they will .... his sexiness is so powerful that Al Gore says it could fix the o-zone layer and clean up the BP oil spill but it might turn all men gay so he must NEVER reveal it in full....i once saw brad pit slap angelina, not for looking at flanny, but because she is not as sexy as this legendary figure... i realize only now that photography was invented for Ned "Sexy" Flanders "
by the_tactician

marsyas was molested as a boy by midget porn stars... picked on by his little sister and his husband beats him daily.... once during his daily 5:30 beating he first found his happy place when his husband slapped him with the keyboard... a magical portal appeared for the 1st time ..... kdice. he found there he could be free to be as big as the midgets that raped him... he constantly daydreams about kdice and horse penis(this has nothing to do with the story other than to allow you to understand the mental state of this Napoleon esq donkey show worker) he doesn't particularly enjoy being a fagot(other than the sex) but women find him repulsive and he just wants to be loved. his father was the same way, so you may wonder how he was conceived, as we all do. i did the research and it took me to a cellar in an old tiajuana brothel were his father was kept tied to a post as a masturbation tool for the donkey. his father rather enjoyed this life and often jerked off while being sodomized by mule after mule.... one day his 4"3' 497lbs whore of a mother was cleaning the seamen out of his fathers ear when she tripped on a stack of dice that his father kept in his anus just to mix it up a little every so often, she fell into the life substance that created marsyas... after beating the brakes off his father she moved to egypt and the cycle repeated itself

"chessey is a well known super-power in the k dice land known for his fair play and morals. but deep beneath the calm exterior lies the most deadly of k-dice assassins... i guess the word assassin is not the best to describe him, as his work is not the stealthiest however he rarely leaves a whiteness.... I'm sure you have seen the aftermath of his work. He is most well known for "shock and au!" as George W. Bush dubbed it. the story was that America caused all that destruction with bombs.... the truth however is that Chessy walked into the middle of downtown baghdad with 3 dice and rolled an eighty-nine, thosepoor people never saw it coming. vowing to never again release the full power of his dice he now only carries a coin but what a deadly flip.... coke machines tremble in fear!"

i am the original god king zerk, dr eric wright, king leonitas and sukok... but now just the tacticion