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Career Performance

Rank

36113th

Chips

$14913

Followers

Month	Rank	Chips	Hands	Refills	Busts	Best / Worst Hand	Hand Avg	Max Chips
October 2025	607th	$0	2	0	0	+0 / -1,100	-750	$1100
May 2020	1103rd	$0	21	1	0	+4,850 / -5,275	-330	$9750
April 2020	957th	$1000	106	0	3	+21,400 / -65,342	-1,236	$103000
May 2017	725th	$2000	95	0	5	+31,350 / -71,750	-240	$162750
February 2017	813th	$1500	0	0	0	+0 / +0	+0	$0
October 2016	1785th	$0	1	0	0	+0 / -1,500	-1,500	$0
August 2016	1961st	$0	49	0	4	+18,250 / -48,917	-891	$64517
June 2016	1402nd	$0	1	0	0	+0 / -1,500	-1,500	$0
January 2016	1506th	$0	1	0	0	+0 / -1,500	-1,500	$0
October 2015	1318th	$0	3	0	0	+1,675 / -3,300	-500	$3300
July 2014	1958th	$0	15	0	2	+5,800 / -8,069	-100	$13645
April 2014	2108th	$0	14	2	1	+1,550 / -4,621	-857	$5000
March 2014	2676th	$0	49	4	2	+3,200 / -3,900	-306	$8875
July 2013	2541st	$0	9	1	1	+800 / -1,450	-56	$2575
April 2013	3741st	$0	3	1	0	-300 / -1,500	-1,000	$1500
March 2013	3192nd	$0	1312	81	78	+56,125 / -57,437	-135	$161486
February 2013	3326th	$0	121	12	9	+19,286 / -20,800	-260	$34272
January 2013	4124th	$0	16	3	0	+350 / -1,525	-375	$2425
November 2012	3670th	$0	15	1	2	+3,062 / -2,675	-200	$4562
September 2012	2607th	$0	4	1	0	+50 / -1,550	-750	$1550
August 2012	3040th	$0	6	1	0	+1,700 / -3,400	-500	$3450
July 2012	3432nd	$0	1056	4	50	+70,900 / -100,000	-25	$305911
June 2012	3412th	$0	84	7	3	+7,600 / -14,900	-381	$20000
May 2012	4459th	$0	10	1	3	+4,600 / -7,400	-300	$8025
April 2012	2896th	$0	1	0	0	-1,500 / -1,500	-1,500	$1500
March 2012	5520th	$0	3	1	0	-200 / -1,500	-1,000	$1500
February 2012	5615th	$0	78	2	5	+6,193 / -8,041	-90	$17591
January 2012	5891st	$0	3	0	0	+1,500 / -2,975	-500	$3000
December 2011	4965th	$0	22	3	3	+32,284 / -10,490	+1,053	$45776
November 2011	852nd	$7413	55	4	8	+15,350 / -14,600	-1	$27413
October 2011	3584th	$0	1	0	0	-1,500 / -1,500	-1,500	$1500
September 2011	3394th	$0	35	6	7	+8,313 / -12,380	-300	$15825
August 2011	5914th	$0	817	82	50	+22,600 / -21,850	-232	$95050
July 2011	1937th	$1500	1465	122	99	+91,000 / -175,000	-155	$407389
June 2011	4840th	$0	767	104	84	+9,125 / -20,000	-219	$32185
May 2011	1998th	$1500	2821	167	194	+236,000 / -188,000	-95	$759888

Profitable Pocket Cards

King Five

$93459 winnings

$-18120 losses

$+75,339 total

Ten Seven

$109983 winnings

$-46715 losses

$+63,268 total

Ace Nine

$85860 winnings

$-24300 losses

$+61,560 total

Jack Five Suited

Jackson Five

$61125 winnings

$-4050 losses

$+57,075 total

Ace Five Suited

$55225 winnings

$-2150 losses

$+53,075 total

King Queen Suited

Royalty

$99925 winnings

$-49650 losses

$+50,275 total

Pair of Tens

Dimes

$57786 winnings

$-12053 losses

$+45,733 total

Queen Eight

$66339 winnings

$-22575 losses

$+43,764 total

Eight Seven Suited

$53202 winnings

$-10800 losses

$+42,402 total

Ace Jack

Blackjack

$47675 winnings

$-8925 losses

$+38,750 total

Ace Six

$71188 winnings

$-33109 losses

$+38,079 total

Ten Eight Suited

$34400 winnings

$-1250 losses

$+33,150 total

King Five Suited

$54025 winnings

$-21000 losses

$+33,025 total

Pair of Aces

Pocket Rockets

$40047 winnings

$-9350 losses

$+30,697 total

King Three Suited

King Crab

$38942 winnings

$-10250 losses

$+28,692 total

Seven Three Suited

$35900 winnings

$-7425 losses

$+28,475 total

Pair of Queens

Ladies

$27793 winnings

$0 losses

$+27,793 total

Pair of Jacks

Hooks

$44570 winnings

$-19800 losses

$+24,770 total

Ace Five

$35510 winnings

$-10780 losses

$+24,730 total

Ace Queen Suited

Little Slick

$36425 winnings

$-11900 losses

$+24,525 total

Eight Three

$29069 winnings

$-4900 losses

$+24,169 total

Ace Eight

$53397 winnings

$-31145 losses

$+22,252 total

Nine Eight

Oldsmobile

$61183 winnings

$-39175 losses

$+22,008 total

King Queen

Royalty

$63213 winnings

$-41350 losses

$+21,863 total

King Eight Suited

$31586 winnings

$-9950 losses

$+21,636 total

Jack Ten

Cloutier

$47548 winnings

$-27575 losses

$+19,973 total

King Jack

Kojak

$32103 winnings

$-13497 losses

$+18,606 total

Jack Three Suited

$18600 winnings

$-2650 losses

$+15,950 total

Ten Five Suited

Five and Dime

$19512 winnings

$-4600 losses

$+14,912 total

King Six

$38020 winnings

$-23250 losses

$+14,770 total

Ace Three

$24250 winnings

$-9575 losses

$+14,675 total

Jack Six

$28175 winnings

$-13500 losses

$+14,675 total

King Jack Suited

Kojak

$19325 winnings

$-4700 losses

$+14,625 total

Eight Five Suited

$26700 winnings

$-12425 losses

$+14,275 total

Jack Nine Suited

T.J. Cloutier

$19851 winnings

$-8426 losses

$+11,425 total

Ace Seven

$29564 winnings

$-18775 losses

$+10,789 total

Nine Four

$22125 winnings

$-11725 losses

$+10,400 total

Eight Five

$38075 winnings

$-28114 losses

$+9,961 total

Pair of Sevens

Walking Sticks

$26241 winnings

$-16350 losses

$+9,891 total

Queen Seven Suited

$11789 winnings

$-2200 losses

$+9,589 total

Pair of Eights

Snowmen

$23399 winnings

$-14025 losses

$+9,374 total

Queen Four

$14912 winnings

$-7000 losses

$+7,912 total

Pair of Fours

Sailboats

$24300 winnings

$-16400 losses

$+7,900 total

Ace Six Suited

$8250 winnings

$-600 losses

$+7,650 total

Ace King Suited

Big Slick

$8225 winnings

$-925 losses

$+7,300 total

Jack Nine

T.J. Cloutier

$47986 winnings

$-41000 losses

$+6,986 total

Nine Three

$12475 winnings

$-5925 losses

$+6,550 total

Ten Three Suited

$12900 winnings

$-6675 losses

$+6,225 total

Queen Five Suited

$9200 winnings

$-3156 losses

$+6,044 total

Ace Three Suited

Baskin-Robbins

$20900 winnings

$-15550 losses

$+5,350 total

Ace Two Suited

Acey-Deucey

$6050 winnings

$-1200 losses

$+4,850 total

Queen Eight Suited

$8811 winnings

$-4150 losses

$+4,661 total

Queen Five

$27000 winnings

$-22454 losses

$+4,546 total

Queen Two

$7725 winnings

$-3325 losses

$+4,400 total

Jack Two

$9225 winnings

$-4900 losses

$+4,325 total

Nine Five Suited

$11955 winnings

$-7650 losses

$+4,305 total

King Seven

$18475 winnings

$-14425 losses

$+4,050 total

Six Three Suited

$12783 winnings

$-9100 losses

$+3,683 total

Four Two

$11962 winnings

$-8300 losses

$+3,662 total

Jack Ten Suited

Cloutier

$20450 winnings

$-16800 losses

$+3,650 total

Five Four Suited

Jesse James

$18900 winnings

$-15450 losses

$+3,450 total

Nine Seven Suited

$9700 winnings

$-6250 losses

$+3,450 total

Queen Four Suited

$8675 winnings

$-5250 losses

$+3,425 total

King Nine

Canine

$40750 winnings

$-37746 losses

$+3,004 total

Ten Two

Doyle Brunson

$5500 winnings

$-2900 losses

$+2,600 total

Ten Nine Suited

$10425 winnings

$-7825 losses

$+2,600 total

Queen Seven

$29175 winnings

$-26650 losses

$+2,525 total

Six Two

$10775 winnings

$-8772 losses

$+2,003 total

Ten Nine

$51275 winnings

$-49408 losses

$+1,867 total

Eight Two Suited

$12600 winnings

$-11075 losses

$+1,525 total

Pair of Threes

Crabs

$14250 winnings

$-12725 losses

$+1,525 total

Eight Four

$27475 winnings

$-25965 losses

$+1,510 total

Five Three

$39183 winnings

$-37997 losses

$+1,186 total

Six Four Suited

$4950 winnings

$-4236 losses

$+714 total

King Nine Suited

Canine

$6800 winnings

$-6650 losses

$+150 total

Nine Four Suited

$10275 winnings

$-10194 losses

$+81 total

Profitable Hands

Straight

$592354 winnings

$-80637 losses

$+511,717 total

Flush

$543645 winnings

$-53872 losses

$+489,773 total

Two Pair

$856155 winnings

$-422380 losses

$+433,775 total

Trips

$226614 winnings

$-78321 losses

$+148,293 total

Full House

$144201 winnings

$-16110 losses

$+128,091 total

$105800 winnings

$0 losses

$+105,800 total

Four of a Kind

$32751 winnings

$0 losses

$+32,751 total

Straight Flush

$3925 winnings

$0 losses

$+3,925 total

GPokr - Free Texas Holdem Poker

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