HOW STUPID THIS SITE IS GIVES ME THE LOWER FLUSH AND GIVES SOME DOLLEY A HIGHER WELL DONE RYAN YOU WANKER !

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [5s, 9s]
perlwolf folds
Sergeant Pepper calls
Prince Neymar sits out
Prince Neymar sits in
BHorace folds
Tw1st3d Remix calls
Adriana81 calls
wojslaw raises $1,800
Prince Neymar sits out
skydog1 calls
Prince Neymar stands up
Who Me folds
Sergeant Pepper calls
Tw1st3d Remix calls
BHorace stands up
BHorace takes a seat
Adriana81 calls
Dealing flop: [6s, Jd, 4s]
Sergeant Pepper bets $3,000
Tw1st3d Remix calls
Adriana81 calls
Max E Pad takes a seat
wojslaw calls
skydog1 folds
Dealing turn: [9h]
Sergeant Pepper bets $7,400
Tw1st3d Remix calls
Adriana81 calls
wojslaw folds
Dealing river: [As]
Sergeant Pepper bets $11,600
Tw1st3d Remix raises $14,412
Adriana81 folds
Sergeant Pepper calls
Tw1st3d Remix shows [5s, 9s] for a flush Ace high
Sergeant Pepper shows [Js, 8s] for a flush Ace high
Sergeant Pepper wins main pot $72,224
Tw1st3d Remix stands up

HOW THE FUCK DID I KNOW RYAN WAS GONA RAM HES RIVER COCK UP MY ASS
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [9d, 9c]
ez2bez calls
Tw1st3d Remix raises $1,450
ez2bez calls
Dealing flop: [7c, 2h, 2c]
Dealing turn: [5h]
Dealing river: [8c]
Tw1st3d Remix shows [9d, 9c] for two pair, nines and twos
ez2bez shows [8s, 8h] for a full house, eights full of twos
ez2bez wins main pot $3,000
Tw1st3d Remix stands up
ez2bez sits out

RIVER BITES MY ASS AGAIN

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Td]
Tw1st3d Remix calls
TLP calls
soulstyle calls
Max E Pad folds
Asilad takes a seat
monica74 calls
lucky26062 calls
marccc123 calls
JessieJaymz checks
Dealing flop: [Qc, Jh, 9d]
marccc123 checks
JessieJaymz checks
Tw1st3d Remix bets $10,000
TLP calls
soulstyle folds
monica74 folds
lucky26062 calls
marccc123 folds
JessieJaymz folds
Dealing turn: [9h]
Tw1st3d Remix bets $54,593
TLP calls
lucky26062 calls
Dealing river: [6h]
TLP bets $80,439
lucky26062 folds
Tw1st3d Remix shows [Kc, Td] for a straight King high
TLP shows [8h, Th] for a flush Jack high
TLP wins main pot $200,779
TLP wins side pot $80,439
Tw1st3d Remix stands up
blade try takes a seat

SO LAME RIVER SUCKS ASS

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [6h, 8h]
Diamondhardness folds
Keesje calls
Tw1st3d Remix raises $1,877
Keesje calls
Dealing flop: [5d, Jd, 4h]
Keesje checks
Tw1st3d Remix checks
Dealing turn: [7h]
Keesje bets $1,000
Tw1st3d Remix raises $4,000
Keesje raises $94,123
Tw1st3d Remix calls
Dealing river: [Jh]
Tw1st3d Remix shows [6h, 8h] for a flush Jack high
Keesje shows [4c, 4d] for a full house, fours full of Jacks
Keesje wins main pot $153,754
Keesje wins side pot $21,123
Tw1st3d Remix stands up

Hows your luck ?

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ks, Js]
merhoops calls
Tw1st3d Remix calls
Pivotal Point folds
sorryboutit calls
fknnoob raises $8,000
Ratun folds
merhoops calls
Tw1st3d Remix calls
sorryboutit calls
Dealing flop: [3s, Qs, 9s]
fknnoob checks
merhoops checks
Tw1st3d Remix bets $200,000
sorryboutit calls
fknnoob folds
merhoops folds
sorryboutit sits out
Dealing turn: [9h]
Dealing river: [7h]
Tw1st3d Remix shows [Ks, Js] for a flush King high
sorryboutit shows [3c, 3d] for a full house, threes full of nines
sorryboutit wins main pot $403,400
Tw1st3d Remix wins side pot $17,300
sorryboutit sits in

Mine aint all that by the looks of it

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Qc]
terry12 checks
FAIRY DUST folds
Linkin's Dad calls
dude2012 raises $2,450
terry12 calls
Linkin's Dad raises $4,900
dude2012 calls
Dealing flop: [9c, 4d, Ac]
Dealing turn: [Jc]
Dealing river: [Tc]
Linkin's Dad shows [3s, 5d] for Ace high
dude2012 shows [Kc, Qc] for a straight flush Ace high
terry12 shows [As, Kh] for a pair of Aces
dude2012 wins main pot $4,350
dude2012 wins side pot $4,050
Linkin's Dad wins side pot $1,475
terry12 stands up

MY FIRST EVER ROYAL FLUSH '' DUDE2012 '' IS ME
SADLY ENOUGH IT DOESNT SAY ROYAL FLUSH :(

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [7d, 8d]
Tw1st3d Remix raises $100
rgle folds
joseef calls
Dealing flop: [9d, 9h, Td]
joseef checks
Tw1st3d Remix checks
Dealing turn: [Qh]
joseef checks
Tw1st3d Remix checks
Dealing river: [6d]
joseef checks
Tw1st3d Remix bets $99
joseef folds
Tw1st3d Remix wins main pot $324