starfish_warrior wrote at 11:08 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and when I said I wanted a second opinion he told me OK you're ugly too.

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:08 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:09 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:09 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:10 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:10 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:10 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT Virginity is like a soap bubble: one prick and it's gone.

starfish_warrior wrote at 11:11 AM, Friday April 1, 2011 EDT Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Steeler Mom wrote at 7:45 AM, Saturday April 2, 2011 EDT Everyone likes a little a@@ no one likes a smart a@@.....my mom always quoted that one to "me"

FokZ wrote at 8:08 AM, Saturday April 2, 2011 EDT love is the name, sex is the game.