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JonasAlCaponas

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JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 4:20 PM, Friday April 16, 2010 EDT
Poker god's took a massive sh** on my chest during this hand:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, Td]
peptido calls
JonasAlCaponas raises $1,200
Stevii folds
A.Cyrus folds
salbahe folds
BILLY JACK 50 folds
nunopt folds
sprigett calls
happyal calls
peptido calls
Dealing flop: [Ac, Ah, 5s]
sprigett checks
happyal checks
peptido checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $17,200
sprigett folds
happyal folds
peptido calls
Dealing turn: [Ts]
Dealing river: [As]
peptido shows [8h, Ad] for four Aces
JonasAlCaponas shows [Tc, Td] for a full house, Aces full of tens
peptido wins main pot $29,200
JonasAlCaponas wins side pot $5,100
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 4:20 PM, Friday April 16, 2010 EDT
Poker god's took a massive sh** on my chest during this hand:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, Td]
peptido calls
JonasAlCaponas raises $1,200
Stevii folds
A.Cyrus folds
salbahe folds
BILLY JACK 50 folds
nunopt folds
sprigett calls
happyal calls
peptido calls
Dealing flop: [Ac, Ah, 5s]
sprigett checks
happyal checks
peptido checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $17,200
sprigett folds
happyal folds
peptido calls
Dealing turn: [Ts]
Dealing river: [As]
peptido shows [8h, Ad] for four Aces
JonasAlCaponas shows [Tc, Td] for a full house, Aces full of tens
peptido wins main pot $29,200
JonasAlCaponas wins side pot $5,100
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 3:32 PM, Tuesday April 6, 2010 EDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, Th]
momo214 folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $550
BlueDot folds
RedGiant calls
BUC(SCW/FMF) folds
Dealing flop: [Td, 4d, 8d]
RedGiant checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $1,450
RedGiant calls
Dealing turn: [8c]
Dealing river: [Ts]
JonasAlCaponas shows [Tc, Th] for four tens
RedGiant shows [Ad, 2d] for a flush Ace high
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $4,05
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 6:46 PM, Wednesday March 17, 2010 EDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [6h, 6d]
JonasAlCaponas calls
NastyJohn calls
aamike checks
raider4life calls
papacharlie calls
50nick checks
Dealing flop: [7s, 2c, 6s]
papacharlie bets $400
50nick calls
JonasAlCaponas calls
NastyJohn calls
aamike folds
raider4life calls
Dealing turn: [Qc]
papacharlie bets $400
50nick folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $800
NastyJohn calls
raider4life raises $2,200
papacharlie calls
JonasAlCaponas raises $17,700
NastyJohn folds
raider4life calls
papacharlie folds
Dealing river: [6c]
raider4life shows [2h, Qh] for two pair, Queens and sixs
JonasAlCaponas shows [6h, 6d] for four sixs
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $43,200
NastyJohn stands up
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 1:03 PM, Tuesday February 9, 2010 EST
Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Td]
ACE BABE raises $400
wilshey532 calls
mvdp calls
Sie-Yong sits out
Sie-Yong sits out
mdk1 calls
McLov3in folds
JonasAlCaponas calls
IronSaviour folds
coorsman45 calls
Sie-Yong stands up
Dealing flop: [Th, Kd, Ts]
coorsman45 checks
ACE BABE checks
wilshey532 checks
mvdp checks
mdk1 checks
JonasAlCaponas checks
Dealing turn: [Tc]
coorsman45 checks
spelkort takes a seat
ACE BABE bets $200
wilshey532 calls
mvdp calls
mdk1 folds
JonasAlCaponas calls
coorsman45 calls
Dealing river: [Ah]
coorsman45 bets $2,000
ACE BABE calls
wilshey532 folds
mvdp folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $4,000
coorsman45 calls
ACE BABE calls
JonasAlCaponas shows [Qs, Td] for four tens
coorsman45 shows [Ac, 7c] for a full house, tens full of Aces
ACE BABE shows [4d, Ad] for a full house, tens full of Aces
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $15,400
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday February 3, 2010 EST
Another asshole who doesn't know how to play real poker.

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Jc, Jd]
Gus33 calls
jimbo8 checks
JonasAlCaponas raises $1,800
rjr33 folds
smoking alan folds
boxer120 folds
irishdante raises $3,525
Luk1993 folds
Gus33 folds
jimbo8 folds
JonasAlCaponas raises $6,000
irishdante calls
Dealing flop: [Td, Tc, 6c]
Dealing turn: [Kc]
Dealing river: [4h]
irishdante shows [5c, 3c] for a flush King high
JonasAlCaponas shows [Jc, Jd] for two pair, Jacks and tens
irishdante wins main pot $12,500
JonasAlCaponas wins side pot $1,625
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 2:43 PM, Tuesday February 2, 2010 EST
Literally one after the other, and strange hands too...

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [4s, Tc]
sucker99 calls
ballato ross calls
JonasAlCaponas checks
Eddie G folds
WeBBeR calls
tomaka checks
Dealing flop: [Jc, 4h, Ts]
Eddie G stands up
WeBBeR checks
tomaka checks
sucker99 checks
ballato ross checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $300
WeBBeR folds
tomaka calls
sucker99 folds
ballato ross folds
Dealing turn: [9c]
tomaka bets $350
JonasAlCaponas raises $700
tomaka raises $700
JonasAlCaponas raises $3,950
ballato ross stands up
tomaka calls
Dealing river: [4c]
tomaka shows [Ks, 5s] for a pair of fours
JonasAlCaponas shows [4s, Tc] for a full house, fours full of tens
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $10,150

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8c, Kh]
JonasAlCaponas calls
WeBBeR folds
tomaka calls
sucker99 sits out
sucker99 checks
Dealing flop: [Jh, Ks, Kd]
tomaka folds
sucker99 checks
JonasAlCaponas checks
Dealing turn: [Ah]
sucker99 checks
JonasAlCaponas checks
Dealing river: [8h]
sucker99 checks
sucker99 sits in
JonasAlCaponas bets $50
sucker99 calls
sucker99 shows [7c, Th] for a pair of Kings
JonasAlCaponas shows [8c, Kh] for a full house, Kings full of eights
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $250
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 3:21 PM, Monday February 1, 2010 EST
I understand entirely why Bilot went all-in, but what the f**k is up with these other two a**holes!?
"OH BOY I GOT CARDS, BETTER GO ALL-IN!!"
Good god!

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Kh]
JonasAlCaponas raises $500
starfish_warrior calls
Bilot raises $1,400
crwn357 raises $2,500
forget_it folds
barb922 folds
Lodolaster folds
MissLindh folds
isgpokrigged? calls
JonasAlCaponas calls
starfish_warrior folds
Dealing flop: [8c, Qh, 9h]
Dealing turn: [Ah]
Dealing river: [Js]
isgpokrigged? shows [9s, 8h] for two pair, nines and eights
JonasAlCaponas shows [Kc, Kh] for a pair of Kings
Bilot shows [Ks, As] for a pair of Aces
crwn357 shows [Tc, 8s] for a straight Queen high
crwn357 wins main pot $6,175
crwn357 wins side pot $1,350
crwn357 wins side pot $1,300
JonasAlCaponas stands up
Bilot stands up
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 11:17 AM, Monday February 1, 2010 EST
I hate the beginning of every month. Not only do I have to start ALL over, but I have to deal with people who will literally go all-in, as long as they see they're holding any cards at all. "Oh boy, [6s 9d]?! OF COURSE I'll call your all in bet!"
Fucking ar-tards with no common sense.
JonasAlCaponas wrote
at 3:52 PM, Friday January 29, 2010 EST
Wished he would've called, but just to know I had it was cool.

Dealing pocket cards: [Th, Ad]
PokerNose folds
M.D.Rufy folds
Conley folds
JonasAlCaponas calls
DrRich folds
ohrchen checks
ramonfaur calls
VitoB calls
Deucem raises $4,000
JonasAlCaponas calls
ohrchen folds
ramonfaur folds
VitoB folds
Dealing flop: [Qh, Jh, 5s]
Deucem bets $1,000
JonasAlCaponas calls
Dealing turn: [8h]
Deucem bets $1,000
JonasAlCaponas raises $6,000
Deucem calls
Dealing river: [9h]
Deucem checks
JonasAlCaponas bets $2,000
Deucem raises $15,000
JonasAlCaponas raises $104,000
Deucem folds
JonasAlCaponas wins main pot $148,000
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