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FORD PREFECT
Know where your towel is...
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FORD PREFECT is
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I grew up on a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. Later on became a field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Arthur Dent's best friend (Even though he is a complete knee-biter). Hitching a ride with some teasers, I came to Earth for a week to research for the new edition of the Guide, and ended up getting stuck for fifteen years...
I share three of the same mothers as Zaphod Beeblebrox. Also, I have a considerable difficulty understanding why humans tend to continually state the obvious, such as "It's a nice day", or "You're very tall", or "So this is it. We're all going to die."
I sent off a new entry on 'Earth' to the Guide's editors shortly before its destruction. But after it was edited, the entry consisted of only two words: "Mostly Harmless."
...Oh well.
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Coming to a bar/tavern near you |
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100 |
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