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Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ac, Ad]
teicano raises $40,000
Mayday88 calls
Siouxlander raises $80,000
teicano calls
Mayday88 folds
Dealing flop: [9s, As, 9c]
Siouxlander bets $140,000
teicano calls
Dealing turn: [3h]
Siouxlander bets $580,000
teicano raises $2,250,000
Siouxlander calls
Dealing river: [Jh]
teicano shows [9h, Th] for three nines
Siouxlander shows [Ac, Ad] for a full house, Aces full of nines
Siouxlander wins main pot $4,140,000
teicano wins side pot $440,000

Dealing pocket cards: [Ac, Ah]
teicano folds
neldal11 folds
Lex Lauher raises $30,000
Siouxlander raises $100,000
Lex Lauher raises $200,000
Siouxlander raises $240,000
Lex Lauher raises $480,000
Siouxlander raises $1,120,000
Lex Lauher calls
Dealing flop: [Qh, 7s, Kh]
Dealing turn: [3h]
Dealing river: [8d]
Siouxlander shows [Ac, Ah] for a pair of Aces
Lex Lauher shows [Jh, Jc] for a pair of Jacks
Siouxlander wins main pot $2,960,000

Dealing pocket cards: [As, Ah]
Siouxlander raises $80,000
mark07 calls
__10__ folds
Dealing flop: [Ts, 4s, 5d]
mark07 checks
Siouxlander bets $100,000
mark07 calls
Dealing turn: [5s]
mark07 checks
Siouxlander bets $160,000
mark07 calls
Dealing river: [2s]
mark07 bets $520,000
Siouxlander raises $1,720,000
mark07 calls
Siouxlander shows [As, Ah] for a flush Ace high
mark07 shows [Kh, Qs] for a flush Queen high
Siouxlander wins main pot $3,020,000
Siouxlander wins side pot $560,000
mark07 stands up

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Ac, Ah]
PHONE MAN raises $5,400
Blairr folds
aruba1444 calls
reza_aa folds
Dinis folds
Siouxlander raises $28,800
PHONE MAN calls
aruba1444 calls
Dealing flop: [Ad, 4c, Ts]
Dealing turn: [5d]
Dealing river: [6c]
aruba1444 shows [6d, Qd] for a pair of sixs
Siouxlander shows [Ac, Ah] for three Aces
PHONE MAN shows [5h, 5c] for three fives
Siouxlander wins main pot $48,100
Siouxlander wins side pot $8,000
Siouxlander wins side pot $9,000
aruba1444 stands up
PHONE MAN stands up

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Qh]
tweek303 folds
All Business folds
rev 3 calls
skydog1 folds
One trick pony calls
elvis bominguz raises $7,000
s000sick calls
Siouxlander raises $12,500
dubwash calls
rev 3 folds
One trick pony folds
elvis bominguz calls
s000sick calls
Dealing flop: [5d, 2d, 5s]
Siouxlander bets $78,032
dubwash calls
elvis bominguz folds
s000sick folds
Dealing turn: [Ad]
Dealing river: [8c]
Siouxlander shows [Qs, Qh] for two pair, Queens and fives
dubwash shows [Ks, As] for two pair, Aces and fives
dubwash wins main pot $202,000
Siouxlander wins side pot $4,032

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [5d, 5c]
All Business folds
elvis bominguz raises $102,500
skydog1 folds
One trick pony folds
myerlyn calls
s000sick folds
Siouxlander folds
dubwash folds
tweek303 folds
Dealing flop: [4s, 5s, 9h]
Dealing turn: [8c]
Dealing river: [5h]
myerlyn shows [Ks, Kh] for two pair, Kings and fives
elvis bominguz shows [Ad, 6d] for a pair of fives
myerlyn wins main pot $183,198
elvis bominguz wins side pot $11,651
elvis bominguz stands up
elvis bominguz takes a seat

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [9s, 9d]
nosey calls
ciccia folds
reid10 folds
Mr Majestic folds
chuna raises $20,000
Siouxlander calls
akares folds
mark07 calls
nosey calls
Dealing flop: [Kh, 5d, 3c]
mark07 checks
nosey checks
chuna bets $30,000
Siouxlander calls
mark07 folds
nosey folds
Dealing turn: [6s]
chuna checks
Siouxlander checks
Dealing river: [7s]
chuna bets $887,000
Siouxlander calls
chuna shows [5h, 4c] for a straight seven high
Siouxlander shows [9s, 9d] for a pair of nines
chuna wins main pot $454,736
chuna wins side pot $730,882
Siouxlander stands up

THIS IS FUCKING DUMB

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Tc]
zivas11 calls
Siouxlander raises $8,384
seahawks1970 folds
Oldlee folds
boenie calls
acetilt calls
MicJules folds
zivas11 folds
Dealing flop: [6c, Th, Kd]
acetilt bets $574
boenie calls
Dealing turn: [3c]
Dealing river: [7h]
boenie shows [8s, 9s] for a straight ten high
acetilt shows [As, Qh] for Ace high
Siouxlander shows [Kc, Tc] for two pair, Kings and tens
boenie wins main pot $25,552
boenie wins side pot $1,148

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Th, Jc]
boenie raises $400
acetilt calls
zivas11 calls
Siouxlander calls
seahawks1970 calls
Oldlee calls
Dealing flop: [Ad, 3s, Qs]
seahawks1970 checks
Oldlee checks
boenie checks
acetilt checks
zivas11 bets $800
Siouxlander calls
seahawks1970 sits out
seahawks1970 folds
Oldlee calls
boenie calls
acetilt folds
Dealing turn: [Kh]
Oldlee checks
boenie checks
zivas11 checks
seahawks1970 sits in
Siouxlander bets $2,200
Oldlee calls
boenie folds
zivas11 folds
Dealing river: [As]
Oldlee checks
Siouxlander checks
Siouxlander shows [Th, Jc] for a straight Ace high
Oldlee shows [9s, Ks] for a flush Ace high
Oldlee wins main pot $10,000

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Jc, 6c]
Aza Bear folds
Siouxlander calls
seahawks1970 calls
Oldlee calls
boenie folds
acetilt calls
mutch007 calls
zivas11 raises $1,000
Siouxlander calls
seahawks1970 calls
Oldlee folds
acetilt calls
mutch007 calls
Dealing flop: [Kc, 4h, 6d]
mutch007 checks
zivas11 bets $200
Siouxlander calls
seahawks1970 calls
acetilt calls
mutch007 calls
Dealing turn: [2h]
mutch007 checks
zivas11 bets $200
Siouxlander raises $1,600
seahawks1970 calls
acetilt folds
mutch007 folds
zivas11 raises $2,800
Siouxlander calls
seahawks1970 calls
Dealing river: [Jd]
zivas11 checks
Siouxlander bets $12,000
seahawks1970 calls
zivas11 folds
Siouxlander shows [Jc, 6c] for two pair, Jacks and sixs
seahawks1970 shows [Kd, 2d] for two pair, Kings and twos
seahawks1970 wins main pot $34,200
Siouxlander wins side pot $3,000

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [As, Ah]
tiks777 folds
under21 folds
seahawks1970 folds
akares raises $8,000
Adachi folds
soulstyle folds
Siouxlander raises $74,598
guyrozen91 folds
akares calls
Dealing flop: [5s, 2s, Jc]
Dealing turn: [Jh]
Dealing river: [4d]
akares shows [8c, 8h] for two pair, Jacks and eights
Siouxlander shows [As, Ah] for two pair, Aces and Jacks
Siouxlander wins main pot $118,000
Siouxlander wins side pot $16,598
akares stands up
akares takes a seat