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Who Will Be The Salvation of Gpokr?
cigsmokingman wrote
at 12:27 PM, Monday January 11, 2010 EST
The Dark Side has recently descended on Gpokr. A force typing in all caps, terrorizing 1K tables with routine 32K preflop raises, slaying southern beasts, and generally ruining everything where ever he goes.

During this dismal time, who will eradicate the evil with light? Maybe a belligerent elf who flashes his middle finger? An evolution man? A man of action? A T drinking lady? A gummy soldier? A wadded up doctor? A chemical man?

Someone please...

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cigsmokingman wrote
at 1:26 PM, Wednesday January 27, 2010 EST
Hey folks... this is ya fave douchie Kasey Kasum... your fave boring, inane DJ... and this song is going out to all the playas scrambling to medal during the last five days of January.. I know Tommy's going to be singing along...

The Dead Milkmen V F W lyrics

Mom and Dad don't like me
They say I'm mean and crude
They tried to make me a good little boy
By sticking downers in my food
Fucked up world
We're all veterans of a fucked up world
Fucked up world
We're all members of a fucked up world
My neighbours try to run me down
Because I'm such a mess
Maybe it's cause of the way I look
Or maybe the way I dress
Philosophers try to put me down
Hey what's the meaning of life?
Go kill a cop and drink till you drop
Baby that's my advice
In a...
Fucked up world
We're all veterans of a fucked up world
Fucked up world
We're all members of a fucked up worl
My room is such a pig sty
My floor has never been swept
But I've got a fuck off attitude
And that's something that should be kept
In a...
Fucked up world
We're all veterans of a fucked up world
Fucked up world
We're all members of a fucked up world

Todd the Wad wrote
at 3:52 PM, Wednesday January 27, 2010 EST
I'm not crazy enough to be number one. Just crazy enough to be in top 10 .... for now. But, I'll work on it.
cigsmokingman wrote
at 7:35 AM, Thursday January 28, 2010 EST
Todd, you are still our dark horse to take the crown. Texan Beast made another appearance and quickly went from nothing to 2 million before getting zero spanked by Brule. Beastie got lucky and got $300,000 from cigman.

1st

tyler durden85
$24.501.165
2nd

EverLast
$21.141.860 (+551,488)
3rd

TOMMY M
$8.522.765
4th

henkie2600
$5.006.521
5th

actionguy9
$4.377.231
6th

Todd the Wad
$4.317.657
cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:22 PM, Sunday January 31, 2010 EST
About 40 minutes left .......
bingo madness
cigsmokingman wrote
at 7:43 AM, Monday February 1, 2010 EST
At this moment, all I'd really like to say is "Ha ha Tommy. In yo face Mr. 32 K pre flop raise every hand. Mr. joyously ruin game play every where he goes." Funny that an obnoxious dweeb (that would be Durden) was the salvation though.


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January 2010
Rank Player Chips Hands Refills Busts Best / Worst Hand Hand Avg Max Chips
1st tyler durden85 $29,000,000 7,472 30 67 +3,130,000 / -2,215,000 +3,875 $30,372,085
2nd EverLast $17,851,828 4,189 23 75 +2,250,956 / -2,260,000 +4,362 $24,366,261
3rd TOMMY M $9,761,775 12,608 10 225 +2,260,000 / -2,720,000 +767 $17,722,650
vejay wrote
at 2:43 PM, Monday February 1, 2010 EST
I have a dream....sry that was that other guy:(
Tonyo811 wrote
at 10:07 PM, Monday February 1, 2010 EST
Well thats exactly why i came into this site
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