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Who Will Be The Salvation of Gpokr?
cigsmokingman wrote
at 12:27 PM, Monday January 11, 2010 EST
The Dark Side has recently descended on Gpokr. A force typing in all caps, terrorizing 1K tables with routine 32K preflop raises, slaying southern beasts, and generally ruining everything where ever he goes.

During this dismal time, who will eradicate the evil with light? Maybe a belligerent elf who flashes his middle finger? An evolution man? A man of action? A T drinking lady? A gummy soldier? A wadded up doctor? A chemical man?

Someone please...

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cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:48 AM, Saturday January 23, 2010 EST
CHEMICAL CHRIS WILL RIDE AGAIN!

believe that playas!
the_nuts wrote
at 7:13 PM, Saturday January 23, 2010 EST
maybe it will be a nutty man :), gl to anyone who tries the temptation of the top 10 this month, btw john what happened this month m8 your mr consistant ( ledge ) gl for top 10, all great players have left this site because they know they can make real money from poker, gl guys.
cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:06 PM, Saturday January 23, 2010 EST
As we mourn the demise of Chemical Chris, we also acknowledge the pummeling of Sima Dawg.

1st

tyler durden85
$16,248,725 (+5,123,250)
2nd

EverLast
$14,519,145 (+14,418,442)
3rd

TOMMY M
$7,502,756 (-3,537,499)
4th

henkie2600
$5,373,594 (+2,070,857)
5th

Jimmy_Recard
$4,258,400
6th

SIMA DAWG
$3,490,000 (-11,800,000)
cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:33 AM, Sunday January 24, 2010 EST
...love this place...

cigsmokingman: yo big pimpin now g
pro7 has left
EverLast: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
cigsmokingman: finish spanking tommy boy ok? lol
TOMMY M: dude go get lung cancer and die ok
cigsmokingman: lol
pro7 is here
gazster: lol behave girls :)
pro7 has left
cigsmokingman: lol gazzie
cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:43 AM, Sunday January 24, 2010 EST
ANNOUNCEMENT:

Our new dark horse to win this whole thing is Todd The Wad.

1st

EverLast
$21,155,200 (+6,766,055)
2nd

tyler durden85
$14,339,225 (-1,909,500)
3rd

TOMMY M
$7,387,651 (-75,105)
4th

henkie2600
$5,585,555 (+211,961)
5th

Jimmy_Recard
$4,258,400
6th

sami vaiis2
$3,672,884 (+320,000)
7th

rhart3
$3,184,007
8th

Todd the Wad
$2,900,157 (+124,500)
cigsmokingman wrote
at 9:12 AM, Monday January 25, 2010 EST
The fight club bad boy is running away. T got a mouth full of sawdust. Apparently the E Man will call anything and the evil elf is fed-up and says he's done. The chemical man is calling the whole thing a Cinderella story. And don't forget about our darkhorse.

1st

tyler durden85
$26.644.718 (+8,322,500)
2nd

EverLast
$15.014.510 (-6,279,672)
3rd

TOMMY M
$9.073.486
4th

henkie2600
$6.116.715
5th

Jimmy_Recard
$4.258.400
6th

rhart3
$3.466.007
7th

Todd the Wad
$2.921.157 (+21,000)
cigsmokingman wrote
at 6:07 AM, Tuesday January 26, 2010 EST
Amidst the alleged cheating controversy, we see this now appears to be a contest between two:

1st

tyler durden85
$22,780,718 (-2,005,000)
2nd

EverLast
$19,531,531 (+3,154,715)
Stacey Blossom wrote
at 7:03 AM, Tuesday January 26, 2010 EST
LOL Cigsy ;)) ((((soulmate))))
BTW:Like too see CC back in that top 10 , you can do it CC 5 days np for you;))and last but not least Johnnyyyyyy gl xox
cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:04 AM, Wednesday January 27, 2010 EST
Okay, let's look at Top 25 with a few days left in the month:

1st

tyler durden85
$24,501,165
2nd

Stacey Blossom
$19,149,767 (-800,000)
3rd

TOMMY M
$9,073,486
4th

brule
$5,256,037 (+192,500)
5th

henkie2600
$5,006,521
6th

Jimmy_Recard
$4,258,400
7th

actionguy9
$3,726,565 (+297,691)
8th

Deucem
$3,488,012 (+629,500)
9th

Todd the Wad
$3,443,657 (+500)
10th

maveryk
$3,144,641
11th

Punk In Drublic
$2,566,590
12th

incredibilejuan
$1,824,966 (+640,000)
13th

Darwin is King
$1,696,132
14th

ohrchen
$1,513,449 (+99,000)
15th

mattz1
$1,501,447 (-476,681)
16th

Dick Winters
$1,451,912
17th

M.D.Rufy
$1,361,776 (+76,087)
18th

Yosemite
$1,361,500 (-37,850)
19th

SrDave2000
$1,317,528
20th

miesbal7
$1,285,213 (-200,000)
21st

JoFan
$1,246,356 (+159,232)
22nd

kacha_cha
$1,239,531
23rd

SrSousa
$1,220,239 (-47,595)
24th

DJ23
$1,182,940
25th

cigsmokingman
$1,085,459
cigsmokingman wrote
at 11:31 AM, Wednesday January 27, 2010 EST
by S.E. Ingraham

Welcome to the Jungle

They found him

behind a dumpster

near the Mustard Seed Church

Somebody had beaten the crap

out of him, maybe more

than one somebodies

His handsome face,

is unrecognizable,

save for a tell-tale tear
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