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Who Will Be The Salvation of Gpokr?
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 12:27 PM, Monday January 11, 2010 EST
The Dark Side has recently descended on Gpokr. A force typing in all caps, terrorizing 1K tables with routine 32K preflop raises, slaying southern beasts, and generally ruining everything where ever he goes.
During this dismal time, who will eradicate the evil with light? Maybe a belligerent elf who flashes his middle finger? An evolution man? A man of action? A T drinking lady? A gummy soldier? A wadded up doctor? A chemical man? Someone please... |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 11:30 PM, Wednesday January 20, 2010 EST I see Tommy boy laying low hoping sima, durden, and cohorts will take each other out...
1st TOMMY M $12,206,505 2nd SIMA DAWG $10,250,000 (+4,825,000) 3rd tyler durden85 $8,164,377 (-1,513,750) |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 4:45 PM, Thursday January 21, 2010 EST Where did u go Tommy Boy?
You might want to get yourself back because Sima's on the verge of spanking that hiney sir. 1st TOMMY M $12.206.505 2nd SIMA DAWG $11.055.000 (+810,000) |
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M.D.Rufy wrote
at 5:55 PM, Thursday January 21, 2010 EST LOOOOOOOOOOOOL DEL
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 9:16 PM, Thursday January 21, 2010 EST 1st TOMMY M
$12,206,505 2nd SIMA DAWG $11,697,500 (+1,447,500) crank up the air conditioning tommy boy |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:04 PM, Thursday January 21, 2010 EST 1s TOMMY M $11,774,005 (-432,500) 2nd SIMA DAWG $11,697,500 (+1,447,500) Tommy boy hanging on by about 75 K. |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 11:16 AM, Friday January 22, 2010 EST BREAKING NEWS:
The Force has triumphed in a recent battle. The reign of terror may not be permanently eliminated, but it has just seen a tremendous setback. Good work Sima Dawg. 1st SIMA DAWG $11,801,632 (+234,132) 2nd TOMMY M $11,774,005 |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 11:17 AM, Friday January 22, 2010 EST IMPORTANT REMINDER:
Do not forget about Gpokr's dark horse to win this whole thing: 4th chemical chris $4,705,857 (+188,500) |
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 3:23 PM, Friday January 22, 2010 EST Durden knocks Tommy into third:
1st SIMA DAWG $13,780,764 (+1,908,264) 2nd tyler durden85 $11,896,561 (+3,732,184) 3rd TOMMY M $11,774,005 |
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Psychosocial wrote
at 3:34 PM, Friday January 22, 2010 EST Somebody get cigs a flashlight!
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cigsmokingman wrote
at 10:22 AM, Saturday January 23, 2010 EST The world is currently in shock. I go to bed at 2 AM and wake to madness.
1st EverLast $14,519,145 (+14,418,442) 2nd tyler durden85 $11,125,475 3rd SIMA DAWG $8,000,000 (-7,290,000) 4th TOMMY M $7,450,256 (-3,589,999) It seems my dark horse got chased back into the stable too: Chip Losers Today -7,290,000 SIMA DAWG $8,000,000 -5,185,737 chemical chris $0 -3,589,999 -3,589,999 TOMMY M $7,450,256 -3,589,999 Once upon a time you dressed so fine You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall" You thought they were all kiddin' you You used to laugh about Everybody that was hangin' out Now you don't talk so loud Now you don't seem so proud About having to be scrounging for your next meal. How does it feel How does it feel To be without a home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone? |