Review of		Review	Date
	JonasAlCaponas	"2011-04-07 JonasAlCaponas wrote: "Thanks for proving my point! :) You just can't turn down a chance to pretend you're the smartest person on a free poker site, eh? With every self-serving essay you write you're just wishing and hoping someone on here will see your "genius" term-papers and say, "Duurrrp, well, golly-gee Oakcliff, you sure do know a'buncha fanshy smanshy werds an' stuff!" Nobody's impressed with your illusions of trying to save the world one pretentious review after the other. If you want to do us all a favor, try getting cancer and dying! :D Enjoy your pedestal." :D? Really? Get that weak stuff outta here. And by the way, you are welcome for "proving your point." I know you are lonely and need my support, and I am happy to provide it. Yours in Christ, etc. ++++++++++ 2011-04-05 JonasAlCaponas wrote: "Wow, saw your review in the forum. Enjoy the sound of your own voice much...?" ++++++++++ Really--"Wow"? Ah, JonasAC is so lonely that he goes through the forums looking for players to review in order to have some kind of connection with others. Magnanimously, I will respond. Does the policeman "enjoy" arresting criminals? Does the health inspector "enjoy" giving restaurants failing grades? Does the high school teacher "enjoy" failing a student? Does the garbage man "enjoy" picking up the trash? I suggest that while they all have pride in doing a job well, the answer is "No, they do not enjoy those things." Why do them then? Because some of us are compelled to make life better rather than worse. Pseudo-hipsters (like JonasAC) can posture and play at pseudo-philosophy and pseudo-art; others do their duty. It is immature and poor manners and poor breeding to snark about those who make life better for us. But snark away, lonely boy. We mature folks understand that there will always be kids like you. Thankfully, we are big enough to ignore the gnats like JonasAlCaponas (note: gnats NOT gadflies--gadflies are a good thing; Socrates was a gadfly not a gnat). Again magnanimously, I truly hope this makes JonasAlCaponas feel better, not worse. Rude pseudo-hipster is a step above chat jerk and web boy, and pseudo-hipster posturing is always amusing. Still, real hipsters don't bother writing reviews on Kdice or Gpokr--they don't even PLAY on Kdice or Gpokr. JonasAlCaponas knows this and feels shame and lashes out as best he can which is none to well." by oakcliff	Thursday April 7, 2011
	Charles David	"" by phil2phil	Thursday April 7, 2011
	Shawna Priest	"" by malefic	Thursday April 7, 2011
	all is good	"" by all is good	Wednesday April 6, 2011
	Zombie Bones	"Hahaha, I saw that jew joke. That's hilarious! I kind of want to use that..." by JonasAlCaponas	Monday April 4, 2011
	Loonie loon	"YAY! GO BLAZERS!! Portland is the best!" by JonasAlCaponas	Monday April 4, 2011
	Donkey Catcher	""Waaaah!! Someone called me on my bullshit, and made me bust! I better call him a nigger, 'cause I'm not clever enough to think of anything better to say. Waaaah, waaaaaah!!"" by JonasAlCaponas	Monday April 4, 2011
	coz1234	"coz likes the bbc" by gtoo	Saturday April 2, 2011
	sparky0926	"" by 71181	Thursday March 31, 2011
	trp 3	"2011-03-27 "trp 3" is a dreary ignoramus. Throwing out the "n" word indisriminately? He thinks it is edgy, I suppose. Web boys are like that. "trp 3" is a web boy and a chat jerk (the two overlap a bit sometimes but are different). Even in the very limited world of Gpokr "trp 3" is an idiot. (1) He thinks it is real poker; he doesn't realize that no real money is at stake so Gpokr has a different dynamic than real poker. (2) Not knowing (1), he thinks everyone should fold 95offsuit if it takes $100 to see the flop. I've got news for trp: many of us play EVERY HAND including 72offsuit if it only costs $50 or $100 more because it is NOT real money and there is nothing to lose. The fool trp just makes it easier to win by not understanding that. Still, being a fool is no excuse for being a web boy or a chat jerk--there is never an excuse for that. And here is trp in chat with the "bannable" language marked by ###. (I don't care if trp is banned or not. For those who do care, here is more evidence against him.) ++++++++++ trp 3: wowo............... trp 3: dumn nigger played 5/ ##########............... trp 3: 9oakcliff=nigger ##########............... oakcliff: do you speak english?>............... trp 3: man how the fuck the nigger play 5/9 off ##########............... trp 3: omfg............... trp 3: yes i do............... oakcliff: a moron who speaks english--cool............... trp 3: how the fuk u play 9/5 off............... trp 3: just cruois niggers ##########............... oakcliff: because it IS NOT REAL MONEY............... oakcliff: idiot............... trp 3: o okay nigger ty for explaingin ##########............... trp 3: nigger ##########............... ++++++++++ And just to show you, dear readers, what trp was complaining about (I called a pre-flop raise of $100 with 95offsuit), here is the hand:............... Starting Hand............... Dealing pocket cards: [5c, 9s]............... oakcliff calls............... tomaka calls............... crazy mike folds............... trp 3 calls............... Fredneck raises $100............... schmooz10 calls............... cookie1999 calls............... chantal folds............... oakcliff calls............... tomaka calls............... trp 3 calls............... Dealing flop: [Qs, 5s, 5h]............... cookie1999 checks............... oakcliff checks [Note: I now have 555.]............... tomaka checks............... trp 3 bets $4,425............... Fredneck calls [Note: trp doesn't complain about a much worse bet than mine--calling such a large bet with only a pair of fives. trp LIKES that bet, just as I liked trp's bet.]............... schmooz10 folds............... cookie1999 folds............... oakcliff calls............... tomaka folds............... Dealing turn: [Kh]............... Dealing river: [Jc]............... Fredneck shows [Ah, 4h] for a pair of fives............... oakcliff shows [5c, 9s] for three fives............... trp 3 shows [9d, Qh] for two pair, Queens and fives............... oakcliff wins main pot $4,550............... oakcliff wins side pot $6,250............... Fredneck stands up............... trp 3 stands up ++++++++++ Such a large bet as trp made was, perhaps, reasonable in Gpokr. In real poker? For all his chips? Really? All this points to the truth: trp made a stupid bet and lashed out to try to avoid blaming himself. "Know thyself" means less than nothing to trp; he is an organism of stimulus and response only. Reason doesn't enter into it. Society just has to contain the messes he will make--we will always have trps around." by oakcliff	Monday March 28, 2011